TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong.

cath, 22, montreal
enthusiastic multishipper
computation arts student
sometimes starfleet captain


@willnoon Best craigslist ad ever. I’m so tempted.

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ifyourheartwasbroken-:

she retweeted will noon

you guys i can’t i can’t

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Guys, how do you spell “decapitate”? I’m writing an email to my ex-girlfriend. —  Will Noon

“One time, Jesse Lacey punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.”