TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong.

cath, 22, montreal
enthusiastic multishipper
computation arts student
sometimes starfleet captain


turntechGodhead [TG] reblogged thousandcleverlines


“This is the longest conversation i’ve ever had while sitting on another man’s lap.”


takingbackfuckingsunday:

Matt - “Dude, dude what are you doing in my bed dude?”

Adam - “This is my bed.”

Matt - “No dude this is my bed, what are you doing in my bed dude?”

turntechGodhead [TG] reblogged takingbackfuckingsunday



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made this literally two minutes after i woke up this morning.
am i cool or what


my friend taylor made this. long island + mean girls = absolute win.

my friend taylor made this.
long island + mean girls = absolute win.