“Accident Prone (Jawbreaker Cover)” by Jesse Lacey



“Accident Prone (Jawbreaker Cover)” by Jesse Lacey
I could have made a really inappropriate “Jesus rises” joke.
I can totally go there.
Last night I dreamed I was married to Jesse Lacey and I’m not even a big Brand New fan. There was mistletoe in a doorway and a crowded party with lots of alcohol involved. I’m also pretty sure I was wearing a wolf hat at some point. Girls on the internet looking at pictures from the party commented that they thought I’m ugly.
I have no idea why I dreamed this. Obviously Catherine is in my head making me dream stuff now.
Dude, that is really awesome. Both the dream and my mind control ability.
If God existed, I imagine He’d look something like this.