(Source: boazpriestly)
Pollyanna- INFP
27% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 47% Judging
So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it’s never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You’re a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.
Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.
Though you’re constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you’re not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.
You’re most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.
Disregard what I said before. You’re just easy to find fault in as everyone else!
Luckily, you’re generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don’t need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.
(Source: mahou-shoubro)
Ruby, the demon who seriously fucked his shit up.
Tuesday, the day he got to watch his brother die over and over.
HEY SAMMY WANNA GO TO RUBY TUESDAY?
“Look what’s on the menu: Death by Penis Pizza topped with I Started the Apocalypse Anchovies, All Your Friends Died Crying Cheese, A Demon Murdered Your Mom Mushrooms, and Brotherly Betrayal Bacon.”