afterelton:
After class, Tina stares at Blaine’s ass for a while and decides she will not take “no” for an answer. She marches over and demands to know why he won’t go to the dance with her. He’s like, “Um, because I’m gay and I already did that whole bicurious storyline with Rachel ages ago.” Just kidding. He says he can’t go to the dance with her because he’s doing the “gay guy falling for straight guy” thing that Kurt did with Finn in season one. “But less predatory machinations and more being adorably awkward from a distance,” he explains. Tina says they should go to the dance as just friends, because being a straight girl staring moony-eyed at a gay guy staring moony-eyed at a straight guy is an exercise in humiliation even she has not yet experienced.
Yeah, we’re back to hate watching Glee. Join us while we moan about it in the most loving way.
sometimenever:
sakoorah:
lydiabetaomega:
Also props to Teen Wolf for bringing back Danny’s date from the prom episode for the gay club episode? Wow good attention to detail gold motherfucking sticker.
meanwhile on glee
#it was in the same episode too
adiostoreadors:
Kurt and Blaine stand among their fellow glee clubbers as they watch Rachel board the train. Her eyes are damp and the mood is balanceing between optimistic and somber. The train door closes and the hiss of the gears release. Kurt watches, water in his eyes, as Rachel holds her hand up to the window. Finn makes a choked noise and as the train starts to pull away he gives chase, long legs pushing him close, but impossibly slow compared to the machine. The train quickly outpaces the boy and Rachel speeds away, towards New York, towards her dreams.
Tears threaten to spill over Kurt’s eyes, his hand reaches blindly for Blaines. His stomach twists and he wants to be happy for his best friend, but it’s overshadowed in just the slightest by his jealously. Finally, his hand finds the warm comfort of Blaine’s palm. He squeezes, turning to look at his boyfriend. As he does, a tear tips over on to his cheek. Blaine sees this and smiles sadly.
“Oh, Kurt.” He says in a hushed voice. “Does this remind you of your dead dreams?”
Matt Bomer and Darren Criss’ Transformers Audition!
deansdickfreckles:
so, glee fandom
I see you’ve discovered brother incest
putmedownpunk:
underneaththesestairs:
allthegirlsarebummers:
putmedownpunk:
i’m just imagining the tumblr explosion if and when Blaine and Jesse exchange actual dialogue. especially if it’s an insult. oh god, this could be so good.
jesse’s overt sassiness and blaine’s passive aggressive hidden sassiness
oh god
please
PLEASE
Jesse: With your poor last minute harmonies and cliche song arrangements that seem to repeat in pattern every single competition, you don’t pose much of a threat to Vocal Adrenaline this year. Just like last year. Or the year before that. Even if you did manage to pilfer the head house elf from gay hogwarts and his flawless lead male vocals, this competition is still a no-brainer.
Blaine: Thank you. I think.
Jesse: You’re welcome.
Blaine: (eyeing Jesse carefully)
Kurt: (softly/jealous) Blaine, why are you staring?
Blaine: I’m trying to decide if I should stop the house from falling on him or just let it happen.
