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It looks like Spock is saying “Because you’re worth it” in this gif

Imagine Spock in a beauty commercial:

Spock: In Vulcan culture maintaining one’s appearance is a matter of practicality for one’s own private benefit; however, I would be amiss if I discounted the importance of aesthetics. My illogical Terran crew mates often seem unaware that beauty standards are highly arbitrary and vary by culture, but they are nonetheless impressed by my grooming. I find that when they in that emotional state, they are follow orders 15.6% more promptly, a small percentage to be sure, but every small boost in efficiency is welcome.

Camera operator: Uh… Mr. Spock, you’re supposed to work in the catchphrase…

Spock: ‘Because you’re worth it?’ I will not. That statement is not only grammatically incorrect but its implications are materialistic and problematic. I will not perpetuate a system designed to to make Terran females feel guilty about their bodies.

I… don’t know. Spock always rocks the purple eyeshadow though.